empire builder | mama & wife | that bitch
Most people wake up every day to a life they never actually wanted.
I help them create one so good they’re only jealous of theirSELF.
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empire builder | mama & wife | that bitch
But you're just not sure where the fuck (another f word) all those things are hiding!
You know you're meant for the F words: freedom, financial independence, and first-class.
You just want to...
- Be so unbothered that nothing—not the haters, not the setbacks, not even Mercury in retrograde—can shake you.
- Enjoy the kind of confidence that makes everyone wonder, "Who the actual fuck is that?"
- Enjoy slow mornings, luxury travel, and guilt-free time with the people you love.
- Have your entire existence feel like a full body “fuck yes"—every single day.
- Know, deep in your soul, that you will never, ever have to settle again.
Do I have that right?
It’s like everyone else got the "How to Be Rich & Unbothered' handbook… and yours got lost in the mail.
hey friend!
I'm Cynthia
I built my empire from nothing—no roadmap, no rich parents, no lucky breaks. Just me, rewriting the rules and refusing to settle.
Now, I help people—like you—become rich AF in all the ways that actually matter.
I'll show you how to step into the version of you who has it all—wealth, freedom, and a life so good, you’re only jealous of yourSELF.
In other words, I'll help you become SELF Made.
I'm redefining SELF Made.
(People also love to say dumb shit, but I digress.)
The truth? We are all self made. But not all of us are SELF Made.
Self made (or self made) is the life you created by default—shaped by old stories, past experiences, and choices you didn’t even realize you were making. It's the version of you that did the best they could with what they had.
But SELF Made? That’s different.
People love to say, “No one is self made.”
SELF Made is the version of you that you designed on purpose.
It's bold. It’s intentional. It’s who you become when you decide to stop playing small and start creating the life you actually want.
One is survival.The other is reinvention.
And the choice, as always, is yours.
Introducing...
The SELF Made Movement
We don’t ask for permission. We don’t shrink. We don’t wait our turn.
We embody the absolute fuck out of our greatness (judge us). We rewrite the rules, create our own opportunities, and build a life so good we’re only jealous of ourSELF.
We define success on our terms, make our own money, and live so unapologetically that people stop and stare. We've mastered how to relax and grow rich.
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We are not most people.
Want to join us?
Most people are stuck in a life they never actually wanted.
allow me to properly introduce myself
I am Cynthia Garcia.
I went from growing up in extreme poverty—no running water, no confidence, no opportunities—to becoming a multi-millionaire, 3X founder, investor, and host of I’d Like to Thank MySELF.
Maybe you’ve seen me in Forbes, Vogue, or on The Today Show. Maybe you’ve never heard of me at all. Either way, you’re here now—and that’s what matters.
Over the past 20 years, I’ve helped millions of people rewrite their stories and build lives and businesses they don't want to escape from. Now, I’ll show you how to become SELF Made—so you can finally relax and grow rich in all the ways that actually matter.
And when I’m not helping people become SELF Made, you’ll find me deep in skincare routines, true crime rabbit holes, and calling out random bullshit on the internet when I see it.
Empire Builder. Mama and Wife. That Bitch.
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