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REAL TALK ABOUT BEAUTY, WELLNESS, AND THE SHIT NOBODY WILL SAY OUT LOUD about staying hot af AFTER 40. GRAB A DRINK. I HAVE THOUGHTS.
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Confessions Worth Toasting
I'm saying out loud what most women won't... that I'm vain, I refuse to become invisible, I'll do whatever it takes to stay hot as fuck after 40. And I don't give a single mousefuck what anyone thinks about it.
I'm Cynthia Garcia, I'm 48, I'm a skincare founder who's spent $1.3 million figuring out how to stay hot after 40... and honestly I'm just getting started.
This is for every woman who was told to age gracefully and chose 'fuck no' instead.
Grab your glass because every episode ends the same way... "To the woman who chose to be vain, be visible, and be hot as fuck at every age... I'd like to thank myself."
From Cynthia Garcia, founder of Rewritten Beauty and institute of transformational nutrition
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You're the woman who's been told to age gracefully and your immediate response was fuck no.
You want to know what actually works, from a woman who spent $1.3M figuring it out and has zero interest in being polite about any of it.
You've been called vain for caring about how you look at this age, and you need a room where that's the whole point.
I'd Like to Thank MySELF Is the Show For You If:
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"I've found my people."
"I'm 53 and I love still turning heads."
"48 and hell no will I ever stop looking after myself."
"I intend to be a hottie until I go to meet my maker."
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She’s the founder of Rewritten Beauty, a Clinical Nutritionist, and the creator of the Institute of Transformational Nutrition, an accredited school that’s trained thousands of health professionals over the past 16 years.
She grew up bathing in a creek in Appalachian poverty, built her entire life from nothing, and now shares everything she knows through Rewritten Beauty, her newsletter Sunday Rewritten, and her show I'd Like to Thank Myself.
Her work has been featured in Forbes, Vogue, Elle, Glamour, Cosmopolitan, Good Morning America, The Today Show, and more.
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