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I'D LIKE TO
THANK MYSELF
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cards on the table. truth on the mic.
Confessions Worth Toasting
We thank everyone else for our success… friends, family, the academy. But when’s the last time you thanked the only person who actually dragged you through hell and back?
YourSELF.
I'm 48. I'm building a skincare company. I'm navigating perimenopause, raising a teenager, and spending whatever it takes to stay visible in a world that keeps telling women like us to fade.
Unfiltered, unapologetic conversations from a woman who spent $1.3 million figuring out how to stay hot after 40. This is for every woman who was told to age gracefully and chose "fuck to the no" instead.
Enjoy real talk about beauty, wellness, and the shit nobody will say out loud after 40.
Nothing filtered. Nothing softened. Nothing for show. Just the truth... and a drink.
Every episode ends the same way: we raise a glass and say the thing most people are too humble to admit... I'd like to thank mySELF.
From Cynthia Garcia, founder of Rewritten Beauty and institute of transformational nutrition
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You're over 40 and something is shifting and you can't quite name it but you feel it in your skin, your energy, your reflection, your sense of who you are.
You want to know what actually works, from a woman who spent $1.3M figuring it out and has zero interest in being polite about any of it.
You've been told that caring about how you look at this age is vain, and you need someone to tell you that's complete bullshit.
Because this isn’t just another show.
This is where reinvention gets personal. This is where success gets honest. This is where your future self finally takes the mic.
I'd Like to Thank MySELF Is the Show For You If:
You're not winding down. You're just getting started. And you need a show that matches that energy.
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featured episodes:
episode 03
The Hidden Cost Of Staying Hot Over 40
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episode 09
I Spent $1.3M On My Looks. Here’s What It Really Bought Me.
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She’s the founder of Rewritten Beauty, a Clinical Nutritionist, and the creator of the Institute of Transformational Nutrition, an accredited school that’s trained thousands of health professionals over the past 16 years.
She spent $1.3 million figuring out what actually works to look and feel incredible after 40, and now she shares all of it through Rewritten Beauty, her newsletter Hot AF Over 40, and her show I’d Like to Thank MySELF.
Her work has been featured in Forbes, Vogue, Elle, Glamour, Cosmopolitan, Good Morning America, The Today Show, and more.
I’d Like to Thank MySELF is real talk about beauty, wellness, and the shit nobody talks about after 40. No filter. Usually with champagne on the table.
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Cynthia Garcia grew up bathing in a creek in Appalachian poverty and built her entire life from nothing.
Rewrite everything.
Your skin, your story, your life.
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